It looks like we might be onto something.
Apparently, I’m not the only childish fan of juvenile jokes. I’ve heard some really good ones today (and some not-so-good ones). We all need to smile!
I’m not going to moderate the content, since a joke is all about delivery. Just try not to put something too offensive. You know, nothing gory or with bathroom humor. Remember, we’re a classy lot. Click the “Silly Jokes” tab from the menu.
So, repost you jokes from this morning. I got the ball rolling with my rabbit ones. Remember, we WILL be voting thumbs-up or thumbs-down.
How about Valentine jokes?
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it’s all heart.
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.
What did the letter say to the stamp? You send me.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you.
What is a vampire’s sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.
What is a ram’s favorite song? I only have eyes for ewe, Dear
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.
What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean? One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
What kind of kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish.
Walmart greeter
Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn’t seem to get towork on time. Every day he was 5, 10, sometimes 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded, a real credit to the company and, obviously, demonstrating their “OlderPerson Friendly” policies. One day the boss was in a real quandary about how to deal with it and,finally, he called Charley into the office for a talk. “Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-upjob, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.” “Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.” “Well good! You are a team player. That’s what I like to hear. Your coming in late is odd, though. I know you’re retired from the ArmedForces. What did they say when you came in late there?” And Charley said, “They said, ‘Good morning, Admiral. Tea or coffee this morning, sir?'”
What’s a hindu ?
Lay eggs !!!!!
Kenny, an Uncle Bill classic !!!!!!!
What do you get when you cross an owl with a goat ?
A hooten nanny !!!!!!!
what do you call a teacher that’s afraid to fart in public???
a private tutor!!! 🙂