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Post your Silly Jokes

February 4, 2011 by Ryan's Rally LLC 6 Comments

It looks like we might be onto something.

Apparently, I’m not the only childish fan of juvenile jokes. I’ve heard some really good ones today (and some not-so-good ones). We all need to smile!

I’m not going to moderate the content, since a joke is all about delivery. Just try not to put something too offensive. You know, nothing gory or with bathroom humor. Remember, we’re a classy lot.  Click the “Silly Jokes” tab from the menu.

So, repost you jokes from this morning.  I got the ball rolling with my rabbit ones. Remember, we WILL be voting thumbs-up or thumbs-down.

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  1. Cam says

    February 4, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    How about Valentine jokes?
    Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it’s all heart.

    What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.

    What did the letter say to the stamp? You send me.

    What did the stamp say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you.

    What is a vampire’s sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.

    Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.

    What is a ram’s favorite song? I only have eyes for ewe, Dear

    What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.

    What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean? One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.

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  2. Cam says

    February 4, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    What kind of kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?

    Jellyfish.

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  3. Jo Hobbs says

    February 4, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Walmart greeter
    Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn’t seem to get towork on time. Every day he was 5, 10, sometimes 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded, a real credit to the company and, obviously, demonstrating their “OlderPerson Friendly” policies. One day the boss was in a real quandary about how to deal with it and,finally, he called Charley into the office for a talk. “Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-upjob, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.” “Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.” “Well good! You are a team player. That’s what I like to hear. Your coming in late is odd, though. I know you’re retired from the ArmedForces. What did they say when you came in late there?” And Charley said, “They said, ‘Good morning, Admiral. Tea or coffee this morning, sir?'”

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  4. Beth Abraham( Ken's Sister) says

    February 4, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    What’s a hindu ?

    Lay eggs !!!!!

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  5. Beth Abraham(Ken's Sister) says

    February 4, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    Kenny, an Uncle Bill classic !!!!!!!

    What do you get when you cross an owl with a goat ?

    A hooten nanny !!!!!!!

    Reply
  6. Julie Manausa says

    February 4, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    what do you call a teacher that’s afraid to fart in public???

    a private tutor!!! 🙂

    Reply

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